Frank Zappa Lyrics

›Chunga's revenge

›Road ladies

›Rudy wants to buy yez a drink

›Sharleena

›Tell me you love me

›The nancy & mary music

›Transylvania boogie

›Twenty small cigars

›Would you go all the way?

›Didja get any onya?

›Directly from my heart to you

›Dwarf Nebula Professional March & Dwarf Nebula

›Get a little

›My guitar wants to kill your mama

›Oh no!

›Prelude to the afternoon of a sexually aroused gas mask

›The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue

›The orange county lumber truck

›Toads of the short forest

›Weasels ripped my flesh

›Black napkins

›Camarillo brillo

›Catholic girls

›Dinah-moe-humm

›Dirty love

›Farther o'blivion

›He's so gay

›Honey, don't you want a man like me?

›I'm so cute

›Lonesome cowboy nando

›Magic fingers

›Ms. pinky

›Muffin man

›Shove it right in

›Strictly genteel

›Take your clothes off when you dance

›The illinois enema bandit

›The m.o.i. anti-smut loyalty oath

›The madison panty-sniffing festival

›The poodle lecture

›Tryin' to grow a chin

›We're turning again

›Wind up working in a gas station

›It Must Be A Camel

›Little Umbrellas

›Peaches en regalia

›Son Of Mr. Green Genes

›The Gumbo Variations

›Willie the pimp

›A pound for a brown (on the bus)

›Cruising for burgers

›Dog breath, in the year of the plague

›Electric aunt jemima

›God bless america

›Ian underwood whips it out

›If we'd all been living in california...

›King Kong (Live On A Flat Bed Diesel In The Middle Of A Race Track At A Miami Pop Festival...)

›King Kong 2

›King Kong 3

›King Kong 4

›King Kong 5

›King Kong 6

›King Kong Itself

›Louie louie

›Mr. green genes

›Nine Types Of Industrial Pollution

›Our bizarre relationship

›Prelude To King Kong

›Project X

›Sleeping in a jar

›Tengo na minchia tanta

›The air

›The Dog Breath Variations

›The Legend Of The Golden Arches

›The uncle meat variations

›The voice of cheese

›Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part I

›Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part Ii

›Uncle Meat Film Excerpt, part 1

›Uncle Meat Film Excerpt, part 2

›Uncle Meat; main title theme

›We can shoot you

›Zolar Czakl

›Any way the wind blows (in album cruising with ruben & the jets)

›Anything

›Anyway The Wind Blows

›Cheap Thrills

›Deseri

›Fountain Of Love

›How could i be such a fool (in album cruising with ruben & the jets)

›How Could I Be Such A Fool?

›I'm Not Satisfied

›I'm not satisfied (in album cruising with ruben & the jets)

›Jelly Roll Gum Drop

›Later That Night

›Love Of My Life

›No. No. No.

›Stuff Up The Cracks

›You Didn't Try To Call Me

›You didn't try to call me (in album cruising with ruben & the jets)

›Absolutely free

›Are you hung up?

›Bow tie daddy

›Concentration moon

›Flower punk

›Harry, you're a beast

›Hot poop

›Let's make the water turn black

›Lonely little girl

›Mom & dad

›Mother people

›Nasal retentive calliope music

›Take your clothes off when you dance

›Telephone conversation

›The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny

›The idiot bastard son

›What's the ugliest part of your body?

›What's the ugliest part of your body? (reprise)

›Who needs the peace corps?

›Hound Dog

›America drinks

›America drinks & goes home

›Amnesia vivace

›Big leg emma

›Brown shoes don't make it

›Call any vegetable

›Invocation and ritual dance of the young pumpkin

›Plastic people

›Soft - sell conclusion

›Soft-sell Conclusion

›Son of suzy creamcheese

›Status back baby

›The duke of prunes

›The duke regains his chops

›Uncle bernie's farm

›Why don'tcha do me right?

›A vicious circle

›Almost Chinese

›Amen

›At The Gas Station

›Bit Of Nostalgia

›Bored Out 90 Over

›Drums are too noisy

›Envelops the bath tub

›I Don't Know If I Can (Go Through This Again)

›It's From Kansas

›Just one more time

›Kangaroos

›King kong

›Lumpy gravy i

›Oh No

›Switching Girls

›Take Your Clothes Off

›Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance

›The Way I See It, Barry

›Very distraughtening

›White ugliness

›Any way the wind blows

›Go cry on somebody else's shoulder

›Help, i'm a rock

›How could i be such a fool?

›Hungry freaks, daddy

›I ain't got no heart

›I'm not satisfied

›It Can't Happen Here

›Motherly love

›The return of the son of monster magnet

›Trouble every day

›Who are the brain police?

›Wowie zowie

›You didn't try to call me

›You're probably wondering why i'm here

›Disco Boy

›Motherly Love

›Any Kind Of Pain

›Bacon Fat

›Elvis Has Just Left The Building

›Hot-plate Heaven At The Green Hotel

›Jezebel Boy

›Outside Now

›Planet Of The Baritone Women

›Promiscuous

›Rhymin' Man

›Stolen Moments

›The Untouchables

›What Kind Of Girl?

›When The Lie's So Big

›Why Don't You Like Me?

›Tink Walks Amok

›Watermelon In Easter Hay

›Lost In A Whirlpool

›A Bunch Of Adventures

›A few moments with brother a. west

›A Great Guy

›A Version Of Himself

›Advance romance (in album you can't do that on stage anymore vol 3 )

›Babbette

›Babette

›Bad Acting

›Baked-bean Boogie

›Carol, you fool

›Chana in de bushwop

›City Of Tiny Lights

›Cocaine decisions (in album you can't do that on stage anymore vol 3)

›Cock-suckers’ Ball

›Dinah-Moe-Hum

›Diseases of the band

›Drowning witch (in album you can't do that on stage anymore vol 3)

›Eat the yellow snow (pt 2)

›Echidna’s arf

›F. Z. /jcb Drum Duet

›Father Obliviion

›Fifty-fifty

›For calvin

›Frank Zappa

›Harder That Your Husband

›Jeff Quits

›Lucille has messed my mind up (in album you can't do that on stage anymore vol 3)

›Martin Lickert's Story

›Memories Of El Monte (1962)

›Montana (whipping floss)

›Mr Clean (Alternate Mix)

›Nig biz

›Once upon a time

›Proto-minimalism

›Return Of The Hunch-back Duke

›Ride my face to chicago

›Room service

›Ruthie - ruthie

›Ruthie-ruthie

›Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast

›Satumaa

›Satumaa (finnish tango)

›Sinister Footwear

›Sweet leilani

›T**ties & beer

›The florida airport tape

›The groupie routine

›The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyality Oath

›The Worst Reviews

›This town is a sealed tuna sandwich

›Titties 'N Beer (inc. Chrissy Puked Twice)

›Toad O-Line

›Tush tush tush

›Tush tush tush (a token of my extreme)

›Underground Freak-out Music

›Wet T-Shirt Nite

›Wistful With A Fist-full

›Excentrifugal Forz

›Uncle Remus

›Excentrifugal Forz

›Uncle Remus

›Valley Girl

›Catholic Girls

›Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

›Planet Of My Dreams

›Redneck Eats

›Be-Bop Tango