Lyrics of Pirelli's Miracle Elixir — Edwards Sanders, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter

Lyrics

Pirelli's Miracle Elixir Song Lyrics

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Song from Sweeney Todd

Toby:
Ladies and gentlemen!
May I have your attention, please!
Do you wake every morning in shame and despair,
to discover your pillow is covered with hair,
or ought not to be there?

Well, ladies and gentlemen,
From now on you can waken at ease!
You need never again have a worry or care,
I will show you a miracle, marvelous, rare.
Gentleman, you are about to see something
wot rose from the dead!
On the top of my head

T'was Pirelli's
Miracle Elixir,
That's what did the trick, sir,
True, sir, true.
Was it quick sir?
Did it in a tick, sir,
Just like an elixir
Ought to do!

how about a bottle mister?
only costs a penny guaranteed.

Does Pirelli's
Stimulate the growth, sir?
You can have my oath, sir,
'Tis unique.

Rub a minute
Stimulatin', i'nt?
Soon you'll have to thin it
Once a week!

Sweeney Todd
pardon me ma'm what's that awful stench?

Mrs. Lovett
are we standing near an open trench?

Mrs. Lovett (said with Sweeney)
pardon me sir what's that awful stench?

Sweeney Todd (said with Lovett)
Must be standing near an open trench

Toby
Buy Pirelli's
Miracle Elixir
anything more slick, sir, soon sprouts curls

Try Pirelli's
when they see how thick, sir
you can have your pick, sir,
of the girls!

Wanna buy a bottle misses?

Sweeney Todd
What is this?

Mrs. Lovett
What is this?

Sweeney Todd
Smells like p**s

Mrs. Lovett
Smells like, ew!

Sweeney Todd(said with Lovett)
What is this? This is p**s. p**s with ink

Mrs. Lovett (said with Sweeney)
I wouldn't touch it if i was you, dear

Toby
Let pirelli's activate your roots, sir

Sweeney Todd
keep it off your boots, sir, eats right through

Toby
yes get pirelli's use a bottle of it
ladies seem to love it

Mrs. Lovett
Flies do too.