Albert Square

Albert Square Lyrics

The trespassing signs and rocket designs
Keeping kids and cars away
A garage full of bikes, might as well be trikes
Your car is in a tent in the yard

Mowing at 8, you're the one we all hate
Revving motors and waking the kids
You live by yourself and refuse all help
You're the crankiest man on the block

Nobody cares about Albert Square
Nobody cares about Albert Square
Nobody cares about Albert Square
It's the tiniest of greens in town

You're always shouting "keep off my lawn!"
But you're really the greatest of the big yawns
With absolutely nothing interesting to say
We just really wish you'd go away

Nobody cares about Albert Square
Nobody cares about Albert Square
Nobody cares about Albert Square
Nobody cares about Albert Square
No one asks to wonder where

But you little square of lawn
Is your pride and your song
So read and tidy for all to see
We just want to say
That we feel this way because

Nobody cares about Albert Square
No one asks to wonder where
Nobody cares about Albert Square
It could be the best place around