Can't Get A Tan Lyrics
Artist: Surf Punks
Can't Get A Tan Lyrics
Can't Get A Tan by Surf Punks
I'm not a man
Even though I drive a van
Still can't get a tan
I've used cocoa butter, tanning oil, even ultra-ban
Sunlamps, microwave, General Electric's greatest fan
Can't get a tan, etc.
Girls like guys with dark Hawaiian skin
Hey pass the Crisco I'll do anything to win
Oh what a drag I look like a fag
I can't get any girls even though I have hot curls
I just can't get a tan, etc.
Mommy was a stripper
Daddy was a jerk
Do you know what time it is?
Oh I'm late for work
Oh I just gotta get that tan
I'm just here for the chicks
That's why I want that tan
I'm running out of licks
Frying in this pan - sssss
Don't tell me that I'm white
I know you're tan as toast
Let's turn off the lights
Now do I still look like a ghost?
I just can't get a tan, etc.
He's so stupid, why doesn't he stop to think
He might as well forget it, he's just turning pink
Haven't we met before
Oh god what a line
Just forget about that tan
Gotta get back to the mine
La la...
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