Hidden track on escapology Lyrics

Hidden track on escapology Lyrics

Is the Richard Gere gerbil story true?
Who came third in world war two?
Did Sooty sleep with Sue?
These things I think about
when I'm out with you

What are the holes in biros for?
Which one's which in the Corrs?
Did Geoff Hurst really score?
Cos frankly you're a bore
And I'm not

And If it's leaving season, you're the second on the bill
If you won't leave me baby, I'll find someone who will

I tried love
I'm sorry
I tried love

????? (can't remember it!!!!)
Where has Gary Barlow gone
Why is Christmas day so long?
It just goes on and on
and on
like you

And if it's leaving season, you're second on the bill
If you won't leave me baby, I'll find someone who will

I tried love
I'm sorry
I tried love

do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

Why is there ketchup on my sleeve
Do you think that Adam fancied Eve
What if Eve could not concieve
We'd all be gay...................