Nofx-Anarchy Camp

Nofx-Anarchy Camp Lyrics

I got an invitation to go to anarchy camp
There will be twistin', fistin', biting, fighting all in an evening
The soundtrack will go multi platinum
Barbecue a bocca while the effergies burn
You may not wanna stay to see how we take care of a turncoat
Christiana's kinda far away so come a long with me
We can dance and trip and be anarchists
We gotta get the manual and put it in the oven 'til it cooks
Then we're gonna take the ashes to the wassail in the bay

Rules of anarchy camp: reckless abandonment,
Random acts of dumbness will be rewarded
If you see somebody taking charge, you'll be expected to beat them
Cuz everyone who's no one, will be participating
No one who is someone, will ever get to know the joys of anarchism,
Destruction of the system

So come along with us
Salad days and nights on the anarchaic bus
We're gonna pick up indigents and crusties and a half a dozen nuts
And we're never coming home

Underwater basket-weaving
Meth-amphetamine symposiums
African killer spelling bees
Bowling in ice hockey rinks
Anarchy camp's never inert (you think we dont know that)
Not much fun 'til someone gets hurt
So we're greasing up the rusty vert ramp
Time to make some reservations for next years anarchy camp