The Regency Lyrics

The Regency Lyrics

I battled with The Regency
I fought them to a draw
Now I'm gonna tell you everything I saw

I saw a nose job
I saw a con job
I saw a heart throb
With a small knob

It was the whisperer
Who put the grab on her
I saw a white flag
I felt my throat gag

Misty is an optimist
She comes from way down low
She's sleeping with rock a star
She doesn't love him though

f**k The Regency!
f**k The Regency!
f**k The Regency up!
f**k The Regency!
f**k The Regency!
f**k The Regency up!

Yeah, it's boring
Yeah, I'm snoring
Cheesy, cheesy
Queasy, pleasey

Once I was a nobody
I didn't stay too long
Like a dog or cat or bird
I sang a lusty song

f**k The Regency!
f**k The Regency!
f**k The Regency up!
f**k The Regency!
f**k The Regency!
f**k The Regency up!

Lead the victims in
To the stadium
Fill the cold parking lot
Girl who once believed
Winks and spreads her knees
f**k The Regency up!

Satan is hiring
Ah, but Satan is tiring
No laughs, no f**king chance
No laughs at all

f**k The Regency!
f**k The Regency!
f**k The Regency up!
f**k The Regency!
f**k The Regency!
f**k The Regency up!

Feeling murderous
Tore a journalist
Laugh it up, laugh it up!

f**k The Regency!
f**k The Regency!
f**k The Regency up!
f**k The Regency!
f**k The Regency!
f**k!
f**k!

f**k

I battled with The Regency
I fought them to a draw
While I'm alive, uncompromised
I'm stepping out the door
The door