Mr. bbq Lyrics

Mr. bbq Lyrics

Hey now, welcome to my house


I'm gonna' have a BBQ and maybe I'll invite ya'


Gotta side of pork


Gotta' side of creamy salad


Got a jar of cole slaw and a case of lighter fluid


Oh my god!


My arm's on fire!


Somebody pass the dressing!


Everybody remain calm


I'm a professional


Quickly submerge the arm in mayonnaise




Says Mr. BBQ




Hey, thanks a lot doc my arm's feeling great


Oh, by the way, could you pass the mouth watering pork rinds?


O.K. I think it's about time for everybody's favorite pigs feet eating contest


Ready? Go!!!


Well, it looks like it's last years champion Mrs. Brown


She's in the lead


No, wait, it's Mr. Brown


Mrs. Brown, she's choking!!!




Weenies man


Chicken fried pork steaks


Skinless boneless chicken breasts


Mr. BBQ.




Mrs. Brown is fine


Now it's time to dine


Grab yourself a plate the pork is really great


You know, you never can be too careful with those under cooked pork chops


You could get some disease


Or worse yet, you could get struck by lightning


Or drown in a kiddie pool


So don't be a fool, be sure to take all the necessary precautions when having a BBQ




Weenies man


Chicken...