Mr mankey the christmas foetus Lyrics
Artist: Foetus
Mr mankey the christmas foetus Lyrics
Mr mankey the christmas foetus by Foetus
And we all know Foetus who's made out of bones
But all of those stories seem kind of... ManKey
`Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday
Mr. ManKey the Christmas Foetus
Small and red he comes from you
Sit on the hospital bed here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns
A Foetus from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
`Cause he's a fluffing Foetus
Sometimes he's ginger
Sometimes he's fat
He can be gay or ManKey too
(Mmmmhmmm!)
But if you eat sperm on Christmas eve
He might come to your egg!
Mr. ManKey the Christmas Foetus
He loves me, I love Foetus
Therefore, Foetusly he loves you!
I can make a Mr. ManKey too! (Pffffft)
Cartman: Well Kyle where is he?
Kyle: Ehh .. He's coming!
Stan: Come on dude, push!
Kyle: Ehhhh... I'm Trying!
Cartman: Wait, wait I can see his head!
Kyle: Here he comes!
[POP!]
Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!
I'm Mr. ManKey the Christmas Foetus
Seasons Greetings to all of Foetus!
Let's sing songs and dance and Foetus
Now before I pump away.
Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum Foetus
Christmas Foetus has come!
Singers: Sometimes He's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water.
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet
'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does.
Mr. ManKey the Christmas Foetus
When Christmas leaves Foetus must leave too.
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his Foetus linger on.
Howdy Ho!
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