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You Can't Handle This Lyrics
Artist: Five Iron Frenzy
You Can't Handle This Lyrics
You Can't Handle This by Five Iron Frenzy
Babies get in line, I've got a protractor
Got a stapler now, it goes “Ka-ching�
gotta have the math club crown me king
gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing
on my calculator. If you're up and if you want
a piece of me wave goodbye and blow a kiss
‘Cause you can't handle this
chorus
No, No, No
you can't handle this.
Through my glasses glare you'll see savoir faire
beneath my icy stare ,I've got a retainer
Maybe I'm the physics main event
maybe I'm the chem club president
maybe even Texas Instruments
thinks that I'm coplanar
If you're up and if you want
a piece of me wave goodbye and blow a kiss/
‘Cause you can't handle this
bridge
And Leonard Nimoy can't stand up to this
And Captain James T. Kirk
bows beneath my fists
And I am awesome awesome
I am the awesomest
chorus
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