Stupid Letters

Stupid Letters Lyrics

Ella Blame
On Monday, I got a letter from the householder.
On Tuesday, one from the old lady in our house.
They wrote I'd cry too loud at night.
They wrote I'd have too many visitors.
On Wednesday, I stopped crying.
On Thursday, I sent a letter to the householder.
On Friday, I sent a letter to the old lady.
On Saturday, the old lady died.
On Sunday, I cried again.
Never send me a stupid letter!