Fat man Lyrics

Fat man Lyrics

VERSE1
i could lose a little wiegt
i guess i aint got no mates
but food is so god dam nice
mmm just one more sllice
i have about three chins
i even eat out of bins
i what a nice fry-up
f**k this i better stop

COURUS
dam this food your making me fat
and all i ever do is take a sh*te
i cant get away no matter where i go
all i see is bloody sausages in batter
i may not be able to see me nob
i guess i am just one big blob
i cant fit through a normal door
i have to side step into the candy store

VERSE2
i cant even hump
because im a fat lump
why cant people leave me alone
i eat my own cat strait to the bone
i may be fat
maybe by eatting a cat
but for hells sake
eat a kit-kat and take a break

COURUS
dam this food your making me fat
and all i ever do is take a sh*te
i cant get away no matter where i go
all i see is bloody sausages in batter
i may not be able to see me nob
i guess i am just one big blob
i cant fit through a normal door
i have to side step into the candy store

VERSE3
dam this weight
im always late
i feel a little ill
some people rolled me down a hill
they say im a low life
they say they have a knife
but they need a sword
other wise it could be a bit awquad

COURUS
dam this food your making me fat
and all i ever do is take a sh*te
i cant get away no matter where i go
all i see is bloody sausages in batter
i may not be able to see me nob
i guess i am just one big blob
i cant fit through a normal door
i have to side step into the candy store