Drowning goldfish Lyrics

Drowning goldfish Lyrics

VERSE1:
during my monthly shower
i decided to turn up the power
the doors are locked oh sh*t
the waters up to my arm pit
im a total dick
oh dear im starting to drown
this sucks im waiting watching myself die
all i can do is sit and sigh

COROUS:
im drowning in my shower
i guess im getting clean
yer i may be a retard
i no i should have brought bernard
he's my bodyguard
if it couldn't have got any worse its a cold shower
to right its cold on full power
im so f**king cold
ill be here till i grow old

VERSE2:
screw this im smashing the door down
Ill look like a complete clown
i dont want to wake anbody up
if i do im as good as dead
he'll beat the sh*t out of me
im going to make every one cranky
im a f**king nob jocky
i swear im drowning honistly


COROUS:
im drowning in my shower
i guess im getting clean
yer i may be a retard
i no i should have brought bernard
he's my bodyguard
if it couldn't have got any worse its a cold shower
to right its cold on full power
im so f**king cold
ill be here till i grow old

VERSE3:
im not to happy what a sh*t way to die
no more filling my face with pie
next months shower im gonna sh*t myself
go f**k yourself
no more CD's im leaving this world now
no more songs called bushy eyebrows
thats right im now drowning im nearly dead
you'll have to listen to burnt bread

COROUS:
im drowning in my shower
i guess im getting clean
yer i may be a retard
i no i should have brought bernard
he's my bodyguard
if it couldn't have got any worse its a cold shower
to right its cold on full power
im so f**king cold
ill be here till i grow old