My Dick Lyrics

My Dick Lyrics

[Intro]
E-e-e-very time I look at my dick
Dick, dick, dick
[Verse 1]
Call me on the dog and bone
All you Yanks, that’s a telephone
Here have a look, just have a butcher’s
Northern Mancky, cock-munchers
My dick’s bigger than your brother
Pushing twenty-five stone like your mother
My dick’s bigger than whales
And your dick’s smaller than a motherf**kin' snail
[Verse 2]
Ma bite mec
Ca monte jusqu'a la tour
Ta bite mec
Ca voit meme pas le jour
[Verse 3]
My dick like the Mississippi river
My dick ask your b**ch, what's for dinner?
[Chorus]
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy sh*t, that's a big dick"
And every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy sh*t, that's a small dick"
(Goddamn)
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy sh*t, that's a big dick"
And every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy sh*t, that's a small dick"
[Verse 4]
Yeah dog, it's motherf**kin' Kid Cuisine
My dick is bigger than Mr. Clean
So fresh you can swish it like Listerine
Your dick look like Adam Levine
My dick like Pinocchio nose
I lie and I just watch it grow
I hang low like trunk of Dumbo
While your dick is small like Frodo
[Verse 5]
Okay now
Young punk in this motherf**ker
Price looking right in this motherf**ker
Big dick Clark in this motherf**ker
Dick look like a f**kin' Nutter Butter
[Verse 6]
Got more wood than Barry Bonds
Dick so big, got a car alarm
Dick so big that it bought the farm
Your dick's like Seth Rogen's arm
Coming through with a big wang
Doing things bigger than the big bang
Your dick don't got no name
Your b**ch call my dick Ving Rhames
V-V-V-Ving Rhames, Rhames, Rhames
[Chorus]
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy sh*t, that's a big dick"
And every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy sh*t, that's a small dick"
(Goddamn)
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy sh*t, that's a big dick"
(Goddamn)
And every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy sh*t, that's a small dick"
(Goddamn)
[Bridge]
Your dick’s growing mold
My dick shines like gold
Your dick’s like the Pope
My dick don’t get old
Every morning I wake up and cry
It’s too much dick for one guy
But if I donated my sh*t to science
Motherf**ker start a riot
[Chorus]
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy sh*t, that's a big dick"
(Goddamn)
And every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy sh*t, that's a small dick"
(Goddamn)
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy sh*t, that's a big dick"
(Goddamn)
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy sh*t, that's a small dick"
(That's a small dick)