Finale: Reefer Madness! Lyrics

Finale: Reefer Madness! Lyrics

Finale: Reefer Madness! Song Lyrics

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All:
Lurking like a labor union
Seeping through our pores
Turning all our children into hooligans and whores

Lecturer:
Now you've learned the truth about the menace dark and dread

All:
Take a stance or there's a chance that God may strike you dead

Lecturer:
For putting up with...

All:
Reefer madness! Reefer madness!
Reefer madness! Reefer madness!
Oh so mad!

Ralph:
You will eat human flesh!

Mae:
You'll be slapped around repeatedly!

Jack:
A garden hoe will cultivate your gut!

Placard Girl:
You'll bid life fare-thee-well!

Mary:
You'll get sodomized in Hell!

Sally:
You'll become a one-armed headless reefer sl*t!

Jimmy:
You'll murder old men!

All:
Reefer madness! Reefer madness!
Reefer madness! Reefer madness!
Oh so mad!

Lecturer:
Tell your children!

All:
Reefer madness!

Lecturer:
Fight the menace!

All:
Reefer madness!

Lecturer:
Kill the devil!

All:
Reefer madness!

Lecturer:
Save the country!

All:
Reefer madness!
Madness! Madness! Madness! Madness!
Reefer's made us crazy, barking mad!