Ode to an Accidental Stabbing Lyrics - Evil Dead: The Musical Cast

Ode to an Accidental Stabbing Lyrics

Ode to an Accidental Stabbing Song Lyrics

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JAKE:
Goddamn you woman! You f**king stabbed me!
Goddamn you woman! Do I look like a f**king zombie?

Annie:
It was a mistake! What can I do to prove I am sorry?

Jake:
Well, in the future I'd appreciate it if you could not f**king stab me!
Goddamn you woman.

Annie:
I didn't mean to hurt you.

Jake:
You really got me p**sed!

Annie:
Or make you bleed.

Jake:
Goddamn you woman.

Annie:
I'll make you feel better.

Jake:
This hurts like a son of a b**ch!

Annie:
Would you like some Pepcid AC?

Jake:
Woman look what you've done! I'm bleeding all over the f**king room!

Annie:
Then take this cloth and apply pressure to your wound.

Jake:
b**ch, get me somewhere safe! That thing's still out there in them trees.

Annie:
No one can hurt you here!

Cheryl:
No one but me! Come on, fatty!

Jake:
Goddamn you woman!