The Handyman

The Handyman Song Text

[Chorus]
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherf**ker with the tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherf**ker with the tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
[Verse 1]
____ call me up
1-800-love-to-f**k
Take cash, take card
Take the fat ass, and take charge
Bee bop a loola, shim shim cheri
She brought the bacon, I brought the beef
Mickey tickey time bomb 1,2,3
Pop off like a molotov in your jeans
She’s bursting at the seams
So thick and filled with cream
Some sh*t you’ve never seen
She’s only seventeen
[Chorus]
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherf**ker with the tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherf**ker with the tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
[Verse 2]
Lights out, I’m your man
Two girls, one hand
No shoes, no pants
Me lose? No chance
Living on the edge of the devils dick
Sucking out milk on Medusa’s tits
Call up daddy if you’re broken b**ch
The handyman’s gon’ fix that sh*t
She’s bursting at the seams
So thick and filled with cream
Some sh*t you’ve never seen
She’s only seventeen
[Chorus]
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherf**ker with the tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherf**ker with the tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
Mickey Avalon, the handyman