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- Blood in the Water Lyrics Callahan: Now when you choose a law career the moment you embark there is that joke your bound to hear.. a laywer is a shark. Ignore that its cyntistic and its dumb. only some of you will turn out sharks, just some. The rest are chum. (sung) Our topic is Blood in the water Kids its time you faced Law school is a waste unless unless you acquire a taste for blood in the water Dark and red and raw your nothing until the thrill of the kill becomes your only law (Spoken) Mr shultz a hypothetical question. Would you be willing to defend the following banker accused of Fraud A kind old grandma took her savings and she sent off to your client All she saved since she was born while he promised to invest it he spent it on prostitutes, heroine, and porn. Shultz: no i would not want to take that case Callahan: Wrong this one is a win unless your lazy Grandmas broke she'll have some hack from legal aid put her on the stand and call her old and crazy your guy goes free and he can get you high and laid. Look for your blood in the water read your thomas hobbes only spineless snobs would quarrel with the morally dubious jobs yes blood in the water your scruples are aflawwed Ms hookes. hypothetical question. Would you be the right lawyer for the following client. Say they offer you a bundle for defending a famous hitman for the mafia elite seems he killed his chosen prey killed a nun and drve away running over 3 cute puppies in the street Enid: What you think i wouldnt' defend him just because he's a typical man Callahan: oh you lesbians think your so tough oh dear it seems my comment as offended hard to argue you though when your too mad to speak your employment will be very quickly ended when they see your emotions make you weak so whats my point i run a billion dollar law firm and i hire 4 new interns every year from this class i will select 4 young sharks i will respect and those 4 will have a guaranteed career do you follow me so i wanna see what Class: Blood in the water Callahan: exactly let the games begin yes 4 of you will win but just those 4 with the dorsal fin yes blood in the water so fight and scratch and claw yes miss uh Elle: Woods. Elle woods Callahan: Someones had there morning coffee would you summarize the case from the state of indian v hern from your reading Elle: oh i wanted to answer the puppy question Callahan: but i'm asking you about the assigned reading Elle: OK who assigns reading for the first day of class Callahan: you have guts ms. woods Ms. Kensington, lets say you teach a class at harvard law school a position that you justly proud out but a girl on whom you call hasn't read the case at all should you let it go or should you Vivienne: no, i'd throw her out Callahan: All right then you heard your classmate you have just been killed she cut your throat so get your coat yes you got guts but now there spilled your bloods in the water so will you please withdraw if you return be ready to learn or is it unfair oh wait i dont care thats just how i rule in life is in school was here in shock and your nothing until the thrill of the kill becomes your only law your only law your only law [Thanks to Quinn for lyrics]
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