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Is It Too Soon If Time Is Relative? Lyrics
by NOFX
Is It Too Soon If Time Is Relative? Song Lyrics
Is It Too Soon If Time Is Relative? by NOFX
I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking today
I barely feel like rollin', there's no way I'm rockin'
I'm feeling a little Stephen Hawking, hey, hey, hey
When I saw him on TV, I thought he looked crazy
Then my friend John told me that he's just really lazy
So lazy he could only write a brief history of time
He may be smart but to me he's just a creepy narcoleptic mime
I wanna be like Stephen, so I'm gonna walk uneven
And having a little trouble breathing, hey, hey, hey
I'm gonna live by gravitational law
I'm gonna try drink a cheeseburger through a straw
And make my hand look more like a lobster claw, hey, hey, hey
But being Stephen must be kind of a drag
It looks like even his teeth are starting to sag
I thought he had a tail he was trying to wag
But then I learned the tail was a tube
'Cause he's so lazy he poops in a colostomy bag
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen, you give me something to believe in
I don't wanna hear him, I don't wanna see him
I think he might have melted in a wax museum
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen, are you a robot posing as a human being?
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen, you used to give us all a super creepy feeling
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